Watch Dating In The Dark Season 2 Episode 5 Online

Billy was excited to date in the dark because that way, women wouldn’t instantaneously be reduced to puddles of their own scar treatment creams and crushed boric acid tablets upon seeing Billy’s treasure trifecta: “the blonde hair, the blue eyes, the smile.” Billy also looks exactly like a cooler guy I met in 2006 who ended up making out with my gay best friend in the basement of a bar for so long that we almost missed a Madonna concert